lol at this shit

The company president called the chief security guard into his office.
"spectrum, we've received a complaint from one of the employees that you are making obscene sexual comments and putting your hands where they don't belong. These unwanted advances will have to stop." spectrum looked down at his feet and mumbled, "I'm sorry, Stalker. I won't' do it again." The company president said, "I'm sure raddar will be happy to hear that." spectrum's face lit up. "raddar?!!!! I was afraid that wayno in Accounting was complaining!!!!"

Why would stalker bring this up?
He has never once complained.

Lol stalker you must have a good joke book

lol!!